Your end of 2005 "what's funny" guide

Midgets - funny

Monkeys - not funny

Monkeys with guns - funny

Midgets with Monkeys - not funny

Midgets with Monkeys with Guns - funny

Republicans - not funny

Republican Midgets - funny

Fat People - not funny

Fat Republicans - funny

Elevators - not funny

Fat People stuck on Elevators - funny

Staplers - not funny

Monkeys Stapling Fat People - funny

Fat Republicans getting Stapled by Monkeys while Stuck in an Elevator With Midgets - funny

Phone Calls - not funny

Phone Calls from Monkeys - funny

Comedy - not funny

Horror - funny