Trick or Treating

During Trick or Treating this year, I saw a kid dressed up as Aquaman. What kind of sick, demented, sadistic parents would dress their kid up as Aquaman? Stupid fish-talking, water-breathing hybrid freak!


Of course, I am kidding. Not about the kid dressed as Aquaman, but how stupid Aquaman is. That would be the Sub-Mariner. What kind of power is flight for a water-based superhero? That's idiotic. At least Aquaman's powers make sense. And his costume is cooler too. Even if it is ORANGE!