Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now his opponent's descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"
I was born in a little town in middle Tennessee named Manchester. It is located almost directly between Nashville and Chattanooga.
I attended a year of college in Cookeville at Tennessee Tech University before transferring to Middle Tennessee State University in Murfreesboro. I finished my degree (in Television Production) at the University of Tennessee in Knoxville. Following that, I lived in Nashville for a few years.
Then, I moved back home to Manchester for a job at Sverdrup which only lasted 2 years before I was laid off. During my unemployed period I met my wife while on a job-hunting trip to central Illinois. I got a job from that trip, moved, fell madly in love, got married and had a kid.
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My wife has the biggest crush on him. Or maybe it's just his cancelled show.
Either way, I commented.
/drunk, slightly
By chez bez, at 1:21 AM
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