The Big News

Lots of blogs, today, will be discussing the President's SOTU address last night. However, I think every single one of them, both left and right, will miss the truly Earth-shattering announcement made last night.

Yes, last night, during his 2006 SOTU address, President Bush promised... no, he VOWED, to keep us all safe from the growing army of half-human mutant monsters that is currently holed up... somewhere... making its plans to take over the world, starting with America, of course, and use us 'normal' humans as their food source.

Don't believe me? Here it is:

Tonight I ask you to pass legislation to prohibit the most egregious abuses of medical research – human cloning in all its forms … creating or implanting embryos for experiments … creating human-animal hybrids...

See? Told you so!

Now, if he could just get around to providing adequate protection in case of a zombie attack, or a robot uprising, then I could feel this country was truly safe.